jerry

jerry is a person who says hes a fan of a show but is not and lies about watching anyshow

jerry: o hi guys you see that ep last night?
we no you did not watch it fake fan

by flame981 November 4, 2019

jerry

A jerry is a security guard or a janitor that think he's the shit. He thinks he owns the world and he's all tough. He usually is in a middle school cause he knows if he was in elementary school he would get fired for yelling at a 5 year old and he knows if he was a security guard in a high school he would get his ass beat when he tried to yell at one of them. So a jerry usually sticks to middle school so he can boss people around execpt for 8th grade. He doesn't mess with 8th graders. So a Jerry is a stupid security that thinks he's and actual cop.

Mike: Uuh i hate jerry
joe: whos jerry
Mike: You dont want to know

by Mucch epic January 31, 2020

jerry

jerry is an shortened version geriatric, and refers to someone who has no clue on certain things

A jerry is someone who starts 20 viets outside a club and thinks he can take them

by FullTimeAdlay September 30, 2011

jerry

1. To Die
2. Death
3. Kill
4. a lay so bad, they lie there like they died.

dude! dont play with that knife. you're gonna jerry me!

by izan-epat August 30, 2010

Jerry Jerry Jerry!

Usually means someone's about to get into a fight or argument and/or you're instigating a fight or argument. Comes from The Jerry Springer Show.

Person1: Your vagina is deeper than poetry
Person2: I'd usually give a fuck but I already gave it to your mom last night.

Random person: JERRY JERRY JERRY!

by shortbusshawty August 27, 2014

jerried

Accepting a cake or other product off Jerry resulting in losing a few hours and a good night's sleep.

I ate that brownie and now I'm jerried

by The original alchemist September 6, 2021

Jerri

The ideal woman

I’m tired of women wasting my time, I need a Jerri in my life.

by Waltt December 1, 2019