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Academic Circle Jerk

When a group’s discussion of concepts and ideas start to overwhelm the thought process that you ultimately end up just standing around stroking the other people's egos and accomplishing nothing.
We discussed rubrics, a list of criteria for grading student’s work, until we discussed ourselves into an academic circle jerk.
by 2bitHack78 November 21, 2010
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jerkoffagus

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.
Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.
by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016
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jerhoobs

Term used by Kelso in "that 70's show" with the meaning of boobs that are not covered by a bra or shirt.
"let me touch those jerhoobs!!"
by The Child September 2, 2007
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jerk off gesture

When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.

1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.

Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.

For Example:

1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
"So I was listening to this professor talk about the battle of the bulge and I love war history, but the dude just kept on and on, like he wouldn't shut up. I was doing the jerk off gesture under the table half the lecture."
by Acidhedz_Dubs May 23, 2014
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Minty jerk

When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.
Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.
by Bigtiddygothgf69 October 6, 2018
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rip a quick jerk

To masturbate in a timely manner, such as 2-5 minutes
Michael: Hey we are going to be late for the big game!
Steven: Just wait like 2 minutes I am about to rip a quick jerk!
by deviscool June 9, 2019
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Jerk Phone

A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.
Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower

Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah
by MrMojoRisin17 April 23, 2018
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