Jorgensen

A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.

He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.

by T125 October 30, 2012

jurgensmeier

A really big vagina

Man that guy has a huge jurgensmeier.

by LexiconKing October 19, 2010

Jorgensen

Being AWESOME

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen

by moojoogoo September 1, 2009

Ben Jorgensen

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.

Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.

by littlebearrr July 23, 2006

Jervens

Jervens is a fine ass dude he’s good at getting girls and a chill person

I Heard You got some head from jervens🤤😍

by Rickthekid October 28, 2018

Jerkenstein

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.

yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.

by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

Jergenoff

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

by Bondz January 13, 2010