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Jelq the Halls

When you’re jelqing during a family Christmas party
Jeffrey was stressed and escaped the family conversation to go jelq the halls in his family bathroom
by JelqingAmerica February 15, 2024
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Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!
by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024
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Shadow Jelq

A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.
"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"
by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 23, 2024
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jelq maxer

"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
by balaala June 18, 2024
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Jelq

the process of making the size of your male genitalia increase by pulling and tugging it
My meat is small so I am going on a jelq journey.
by hookyy December 6, 2023
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Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024
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Jelq

“I love to jelq, it makes my pee pee bigger!”
by Crona.png January 11, 2025
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