jello

Hot, attractive, good looking male, boyfriend, husband, etc.

That bitch better not be all up in my jello.

by hotfudgesundae12 May 24, 2006

jello

A message that is both excessively cross-posted (ECP) and too frequently posted. (Compare with spam and velveeta)

This is the tenth time this jello has appeared this week in the usenet!

by urania3 July 17, 2007

jello

Male homosexual sex.

Travis and Mike made jello last night

by Stefani Strokes September 15, 2005

jello

another word for mark ass busta or someone who is soft and is a punk

you know that nigga brandon savoy well thats a jello ass nigga

by martel spears January 1, 2005

jello

female homosexual sex (euphemistic)

So, what do you lesbians do for sex? I'm picturing making jello.
Yes, that's exactly right.

by jellomaker April 25, 2006

jello

Steve Macdonald - One who is afraid of girls has a hole in his lung and insists upon going camping with diddick and flea yet never goes.

Go talk to that chick b'y don't be a jello

by Karl Haddad May 2, 2005

Jelloing

(v.) To force jello through your teeth onto your chin. Most commonly used as an expression of sexual attraction and as a form of foreplay.
Comes from the fact that jello is simply a sexy food. Also reminiscent of bodily fluids exchanged during sexual intercourse.

"Mary, I find you irresistible! Let's jello!"

"Man, those two are all over each other! They were even jelloing in Starbucks the other day!"

"Yeah, and then we jelloed! You can bet it was the best sex we ever had!"

by Lord of Ladies September 15, 2011