Jeffersen

Not to be mistaken with Jefferson, both nicknamed " Jeff ". their names are always fun to play around with.

" My name Jeff "
his mere presence will bring up joy and unintentionally being funny
when he does something weird / funny : " that was a jeff moment "
he likes to try something different / hard but it may end up being a jeff moment or something cool that amazes people when most unexpected

A : Damn, did he just miss that 360 noscope to an afk guy, he has been trying that the whole game
B : Yeah, classic Jeffersen
A : Jeff Omnte

by thisisapseudonymithink January 13, 2021

Jeffried

The act of unexpectedly getting screwed over by one of your close friends, loved ones or business associates. You know it's coming, but every time it happens you are still somehow surprised, you would not think someone that close would stick it to you again.

The person's name does not have be Jeffrey, it is the name of the person who created the act of being Jeffried

Synonym: being screwed over, fucked, hosed, swindled, scammed

When the bill came, I ended up paying $30 for a piece of cheesecake; Jeffried again!

by Everyday is Thursday April 16, 2021

Jeffried

A term used to describe being overly intoxicated, usually having over consumed multiple inebriants. Getting 'Jeffried' has less to do over consumption of a given intoxicant and more to do with the number of intoxicants one has consumed.

Sorry about attacking you last night. I really shouldn't have taken those pills after drinking, smoking and doing coke all night. I was totally Jeffried.

by Sheik.Yerbouti October 27, 2010

Jefferis Gang

A weak ass gang affiliated in small town Barnesville Ohio. They don’t want no smoke from dirt bike gang run by Kole Stephens, first man to backflip a dirt bike from the area.

Oh shit I just saw Jefferis Gang get shitted on by dirtbike gang

by Slowsuki October 22, 2018

jeffries

One who wears camo and softcaps has freckles and drinks cum in large amounts.

I can't talk right now. I have allot to drink. "Hey Jeffries, Hurry up and swallow that load!"

by bustedjaout August 20, 2010

Jefferies Tube

Star Trek slang for a woman's vagina.

Came from the Jefferies tubes on the Enterprise, the small, narrow maintenance shafts into which Scotty could barely fit.

"He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube, Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube" -Voltaire, The Sexy Data Tango

by MagnusMjoi October 12, 2010

Jefferey

Jefferey is the person you blame when something goes wrong. Jefferey doesn't actually exist. Jefferey is constantly getting fired from his job, but then his boss realizes evey time that they don't have elanyone to blame without them. Jefferey also refers to an old talking cat the would like everyone to call her Jefferey.

JEFFEREY YOUR FIRED!!!*

Make sure to say in a high-pitched voice

by Ahbsgehhrdhheeh January 4, 2021