Jeffed

To be lied to

Player 1: M4 here with tons of ammo.
Player 2: *Runs across map*
Player 2:*Sees m4 with no ammo*
Player 3: Damn, Player 1 totally jeffed you!

by N0TJeff March 7, 2025

Jeffed

AKA Jeffried

When you get railed super hard from behind in the dirtiest nastiest way. Kind of like toilet paper in a Taco Bell bathroom! But you don't want it to sound so crude

I got Jeffed so hard last night I don't know if I will be able to walk for the next few weeks because my asshole is so sore

by XwareUrban December 11, 2025

Jeffed up

Getting retarded (via either intoxication or by your own lack of mental capacity) to the point that you can no longer tell or care how unattractive a person is, how much your clothes do not match or how poor your personal hygiene is. You may also adapt your entire lifestyle to meet the goals of this poor hygiene awful clothing and sexing up of the grossest human beings possible.

Friend 1: Look at that girl Zach is with is he Jeffed up or what?

Friend 2: Totally man he picked her up at a buffet earlier today. He even went and rented a Tahoe to carry her around in.

by woo!party December 13, 2009

Jeffed Up

The act of making poor life-altering decisions while under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol.

So I was blackout in Western last week right, next thing you know I Jeffed Up and spent $87 on Jägerbombs because they were $1.50 each.

by CaptainFatArms March 8, 2014

jeffed myself

When you drop an article of food on your shirt while eating.

Aw man, I just Jeffed myself.

by suuuieeeee July 17, 2020

Jeffed Up

Jeffed Up, or JEFFED is what happens when the "company" insists on providing sexual gratification, (usually via the anal fuck) (whether the recipient expects/desires it or not), followed up by a good serving of Boston Pancakes. To be "Jeffed Up", you may be "gratified" by any member or non-members (ie: dildo) of the Jeffing parties body. It is important to note that the "Jeffin" party usually follows this up with some type of fucking over, ie: a good cold bitchslap to the face of the Jeffed one. This may be ordered "Stat" as well, meaning it should be done ASAP. Believed to originate around the time of the revolutionary war in Boston, or Philadelphia.

"Oh, you want a good ass fucking"? Well how about u git Jeffed Up tonite, or would you rather I Jeffstat you now?

by EMTCORNJOB July 20, 2009

Jeffed Up

Any thing that is supposed to be chrome, paint it body color.

Anything that isn’t chrome, spray paint it chrome.

Hey Kurt! Check this truck out!
Yuck! That truck has been Jeffed Up!

by 55buick October 13, 2022