jears

Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.

Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"

"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"

Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.

by Coell CMU September 5, 2007

Jerve

A fuck boy who likes to break girls hearts and thinks its okay. He plays with your emotions and is a total jerk. Most jerves usually got a pretty boy face and are light skin. Ladies don't be fooled he's just waiting to rip your heart open and use you

'O look its jerve'
'Yea don't get too close, he'll break your heart'

by sunia February 11, 2017

jerved

Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.

Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.

Lil Rea: what happend next?

Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"

or

Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?

Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!

by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009

Jearome

The Meaning of Jearome is A Man’s Name.

Jearome is An Goat!

by Go1die April 22, 2022

Your insane Jarvis

The act in when Jarvis farts and rotates his head 187 degrees until he starts to propell away using his head and his brother Faze Kay goes 'your insane Jarvis' and then Jarvis gets permanently banned from fortnite for life.

Jarvis-poop FART *starts flying*
Faze Kay-Your insane JARVIS

by Your insane November 8, 2019

Jervin

Cute tall guy, who is super funny. Is not a follower nor leader. Can dazzle dozens of girls with one smile. shy at first, loud the next. A person you want to know. Tough but loving. Modest. lives life one day at a time. a person who you can feel at ease with (:

"dude, did you see all those girls ?"
"he smiled, hes a jervin. "

by xjayxayex June 4, 2009

banana jarvis

The act of gently and methodically placing ones penis upon a woman's taint and resting it for a prolonged period of time. Can be man on man, however this is not as common

"Justin was so romantic last night, he graced me with an hour long banana Jarvis"

by Drunk dump and the sea hag September 18, 2013