jarded

To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario.

You got jarded you (gamin) cunt

by shane leadebater July 3, 2006

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Joarder

Joarder is a dank m8 who can snipe. His balls are so big and he can manage there sizes. He has enough semen to flood every school in every district. Joarder can make your bitch choke on his big balls. His balls are the volume of all the nuclear bombs in the universe.

" How did u feel during the fire drill m8?" Michel Millker stated
"dank, but my balls just dropped. I was scared I was gonna flood the school with my semen. good thing Iwas wearing diapers m8" Joarder said
" Joarder wtf?" Faggot stated.

by Not big balls 50 December 6, 2017

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Jardene

The best damn sheep stud you'll ever meet. Also occasionally a a very competitive person, who denies that she is competitive. She is also a very good swimmer, often referred to as "Jardene the Sardine". Generally well tolerated.

Guy 1: Wow, that girl is competitive!

Guy 2: Of course she is, that's Jardene!

by FilgrastimPilgrim January 29, 2019

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Hugh Jardon

My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!

Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."

by The Hunter May 28, 2004

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Jardar

Jardar is a typical example of a professionall gamer. He has got loads of swag and its just too much to handle. He always hits a perfect 360 no-scope headshot kill on his first try.

Stranger: - I haz de sweg.
Jardar: No i haz.

by Urban-Dude01 October 9, 2016

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