Jauregue Bewilderment

when you opt for a tuna sandwich from a concession stand instead of a regular snack like a normal human being.

Felix: “Jauregue, ve a comprarme un sandwich de tuna.”

Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”

Felix: “Si hay.”

Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.

by Agapito Tarantino December 27, 2018

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Jaren

He sweet, smart, kind, loving, cares for others but doesn't always tell the truth even thought you wish they had because then everything would have been ok you wouldn't have hurt as much or balled your eyes out over him because he told you a lie when he should have just told you the truth but anyways he is amazing before you meet a jaren you don't actually know what love is he the most terrified boyfriend ever no one could replace him never ever u he will be the first that you think of when you wake up and the last thing you think of before you go to bed he will be the reason that your living

I love you jaren

by Emma Alonzo June 19, 2017

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(JAr•en)Jaren is the only type of guy that is HONESTLY a good person. He will always put others before himself. Jaren’s are usually born in October and include the smartest, cutest most Loyal guys ever to exist. They are true friends and if you EVER let one go you’re stupid as HELL. They’ll always be there and are some of the most empathetic and sympathetic people ever to exist. A few are AMAZING musicians and are incredibly humble about it. They are always there, even if you can’t see them. And they’ll stay by your side forever if you just let them.

Some rando: “Oh who’s that cutie?”
Me: “That’s Jaren..”

by Muddy.legend October 8, 2020

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Jaren’s do what they can to make people happy. They try to include everyone and want to make sure people know that they are cared about. A guy that seems a little strange but grows on you in a way like none other. He would never want to hurt someone or put someone down, but being who he is he doesn’t make the best decisions and ends up accidentally hurting himself or others. Being both a nerd when it comes to school, games, and the most random knowledge, he also uses his athletic ability to make friends and show off. Showing himself to be humble, yet secretly thinking he’s the shit. He tries to be happy and is always looking for his next adventure somewhere with someone. To all the Jaren’s out there, keep doing what they you’re doing. And let that one girl out of your mind it’ll be alright.

Person 1 ‘yo where’s Jaren at?’

Person 2 ‘he’ll be here soon he’s helping out someone right now.’

Person 1 ‘Love that Jaren guy.’

by YourLocalHero November 23, 2021

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Jaren Westcom

The most bad-ass man alive. On a scale of one to awsomeness he is off the charts. He stops robberies like its not a big deal, even with a loaded gun pointed at him.

Guy 1 - Did you see that guy stop the armed robber at Tractor Supply?

Guy 2 - Ya it was Westcom.

Guy 1 - Jaren Westcom is such a bad ass.

by vtman September 29, 2011

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