Jasper High School

A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.

-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!

by Harvard Dropout June 9, 2018

Javert

The antagonist of Victor Hugo's novel "Les Miserables". He is an obsessive, merciless police inspector who doggedly chases the novel's protagonist for many years. Javert committs suicide by throwing himself into a river when he cannot reconcile his strict belief in the law with his new found sense of mercy.

As a noun, Javert refers to a person of similar characteristics: ruthless, obsessive, perfectionist. It may also refer to a television trope (or cliche), describing a character that fills a similar role of the actual Javert from Hugo's novel.

Javert may also be used as a verb, referring to the act of relentlessly chasing someone or something.

"I won't stop. Do you understand? I won't let you go." - Inspector Javert

by Islington December 12, 2006

Jasker

Redneck slang for "Did You Ask Her"

Hey Bill, Jasker yet?

by Jsmith12292 January 7, 2012

Dirty Jasper

When your fucking five bitches at one time in your friends bed and end up never seeing any of them again

Wow I wish I could do a dirty jasper

by Big_boi696 April 17, 2020

Jasper Hale

Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!

History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?

Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!

by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009

Jasher

Anyone who is totally awesome since this name is so rare.

Who the fuck is named Jasher anyway?

by Ankansasmoose February 4, 2010

Jasper hale

Jasper hale or Jasper Whitlock is one of the hottest characters in the whole twilight saga movies. Soldier, and later Major of the Confederate Army (human life). He was born 1844; Houston, Texas , and was changed when he was 19 the year 1863.

His abilities are like any other vampire.

For special abilities, Jasper has the ability to both feel and manipulate the emotions of those around him.

A vampire with this ability can sense the feelings of others and alter them according to his will. With it, Jasper can resolve a tense situation peacefully.

Example 1 :

Friend : So, who's your bias from the twilight saga movies?
Me : of course Jasper hale, I'm head over heals for him!

Example 2 :
Friend : Jasper hale is a quiet person

Me : I know right! His silence always turned me on to be honest

by Mingitaetae March 28, 2020