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Jarrod is the biggest cunt, he plays a shitty sport and sucks a lot of pee pee.
Person 1: See Jarrod over there? He's a real faggot isn't he.
Person 2: Yeah he is, I heard he sucks a lot of pee pee.
Person 1: Yeah i heard that too.
Jarrod by Jarrod's Friends November 3, 2019
The most sensitive man on Earth. Well, top 500 maybe. Dope.
"And if you are like bat shit freaking out about it, just come over after work and we can hang out and think about something else. Go on a walk, get dinner, etc."

"That's so Jarrod. Thanks for caring"
Jarrod by danseur June 5, 2018
Jarrod is a kid that makes hunter want death
jarrod is a ho aye?
Jarrod by ya-boi-is-lit January 6, 2019
The typa guy who is hella funny W a dark sense of humour. Jarrods also have the most perfect smiles! (and a big dick)
Jarrod is kinda cool ngl
Jarrod by Iwiaiwiaiwiaiwin May 16, 2021
Jarrod is a tall handsome man who attracts the ladies but is pretty oblivious to the attention. He tends to play sport and be great at it effortlessly, some would say if you hang out with a Jarrod he is a lucky charm.
His blue piercing eyes aren’t the only thing that will draw you into Jarrod, his six pack and sexy ass are a bonus.

Jarrod loves a beer and a burger and a laugh with his friends.

He comes across as shy at first but after a while his personality comes to light and he is the funniest person in the room
We all need a Jarrod in our lives.
Hey that Jarrod guy is smokin
Jarrod by boomshakawowow November 24, 2021
a dude with an incredibly large dick and he wants small boys named daniel :P
that man is jarrod. man jarrod ur dick is huge
jarrod by shlongdingdongs November 27, 2011