January 18

People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.

Someone: wow i love her humour and the way she dresses
Someone: yeah. She was born in january 18.

by yourfriendmate September 5, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

January 18

January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!

Flex that muscle babey

Person 1: Happy birthday bro!

Person 2: Haha thanks bro

Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?

Person 2: Nah bro??

Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!

Person 2: Brooooo!

by absolutelynotkatie October 19, 2019

January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019

January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 17, 2021

January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--

by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022

January 18

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.

You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense

by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021