January 18

People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.

Someone: wow i love her humour and the way she dresses
Someone: yeah. She was born in january 18.

by yourfriendmate September 5, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

January 18

January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!

Flex that muscle babey

Person 1: Happy birthday bro!

Person 2: Haha thanks bro

Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?

Person 2: Nah bro??

Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!

Person 2: Brooooo!

by absolutelynotkatie October 19, 2019

January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019

January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--

by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022

January 18

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards

Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.

by Frænkie G January 17, 2021

January 18

National eat cake day.
Go out and eat a cake with friends, or maybe alone. depends on you.

You: Hey, do you know what day it is on January 18?
Me: It's national cake day!!

by chaery30ng January 16, 2022