Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.

For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.

by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006

Janesika

Janesika,

A unique name for someone special. Janesika is always there for you, sometimes a bitch Janesika can help you when you need it. Though her mood swings are a thing to be feared Janesika is someone you can always trust. An independint young woman with a lot to her, she can procrastinate but if she cares and you are one of the special ones in her heart then Janesika will get the job done for you.

Guy one: Your with Janesika?
Guy two: Hell yeah
Guy one: How much do you have to help her with?
Guy two: What do you mean help her? She does things on her own!

by Killerpegasus October 23, 2018

Jameskii Syndrome

When you have to become quiet after usually 10 pm or you will get noise complaints.

Guy 1: Bro why are you muted in VC?
Guy 2: bro i can't, i got Jameskii Syndrome

by SaltyVEVO September 4, 2019

Janesville

A lame ass town in southern Wisconsin that nobody has ever heard of. If you have, then you probably need to get a life. OoOo piece uh candy!

A: Hey did you know that loser named Nick currently resides in Janesville?

B: Hahaha, yeah I heard. What a tard.

by Nic C January 20, 2009

Japeskimo

A person with japenese and eskimo heritage. Usually very hairy and ugly. AKA Justin Kernen

Them god damn japeskimos! What the fuck are you looking at???

by AwesometotheMAx May 14, 2006

JamesKim

The act of being super cool and amazingly popular

yo man, you're such a jameskim
aite thx

by jameskim November 7, 2007

Janesville

A town of 62,000 people who are sheltered as shit then as soon as they reach highscool pop out 5 kids a piece then talk about corn and the weather for the rest of their lives. They have also recently gained cockiness since the Green Bay Packers have recently been in the super bowl.

**Actual Conversation happening at Craig High School**
Tim (Wisconsinite): Hey
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Hi....
Tim (Wisconsinite): Would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Are you kidding me? I am so out of your league!
Amanda (Floridian): Bitch, you're from Janesville,you're ALL in the same league.

by Mandypoo101 September 5, 2011