Kang Jangler

The turd that cannot be wiped.

Man, I took a shit the other day and had a kang jangler. I wiped 50 times and it was still there.

by ChieF TroN April 23, 2022

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jingle jangler

A person who grabs balls and fondles them

You jingle jangler

by Mc jingle jangler May 5, 2017

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junk jangler

someone who likes to play with my balls...

Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."

Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."

Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

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Fang Janglers

A word old people say when talking about new technology or other things

Old Person: You here about those new fang janglers thingys

Kid: Yes I’ve heard about the new phone Old Person ,stop here because this is filler, I get that you don’t get about new technology and other things

by JakePersonYT September 3, 2019

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Jandles

Popular shoes called Jesus Sandles.

Guy1: Woah bro those are some sick shoes!! What are they called i want some??

Guy2: They're Jandles.

by Raven quinn October 24, 2017

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jangler

he who jangles his genitalia (solely by means of hands- free gyration)vigorously between the thighs in a clumsy, and pendulum-like fashion. Most often used figuratively suggesting an agenda-driven, innate yet foolish malice. In many cases the jangler lurks amongst social circles undetected due to his calculating nature. It is often necessary to point out a jangler to his less discerning peers (see example)

"No, I'm sorry. I don't care what all you lot say; that guy's a JANGLER!"

by colindexterfletcherjessicarabbitrogerbanister August 26, 2003

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