jan

a person who is definetly a hard rock fan. he will say to everyone he likes punk but deep down he knows he cant resist hard rock. jans tend to say bad things about medical schools so dont talk to them if u are in one!

look at that guy playing hard rock he mist be a jan!
ye ye ur right

jan by urbandictionary254 December 8, 2020

Jan

Jan she’s a caring,kind,gorgeous,incredible women she loves her family more than anything and if you mess with her family you will know what’s coming. She loves giving as much as she loves receiving . She’s a party animals at times and you can have a good laugh with her. All the want to be her and all the boys want her. She’s got a heart of gold!!🥰

If you don’t know a jan too bad!!

Jan by Messingaround123 January 3, 2019

Jan

An individual who is the first to fall into a slumberous state, or choose to return to their home, after the consumption of various alcoholic beverages etc.

“You really janned out last night”
“Are you really going to jan before midnight?”
*sips a water* “that’s something Jan would do”
“I’m janning out”
“On a a scale of 1 to jan, how tired are you?”

Jan by Sfitty May 30, 2018

Jan

Clumsy forgetful lady who forgets to put an ad in the Yellow Pages. Not on good terms with her boss

Boss: "Jan where's our ad in the yellow pages directory?"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"

Jan by prujay January 19, 2015

Jan

jewsy as they get

Guy 1: Did you get your marks back?
Guy 2: Yeah I failed
Guy 3: Oh you just got Janned

Jan by olvrmn November 26, 2022

Jan

Jan is a person with one eyebrow. Most Jans are cunts. The amount of cuntness is proportional with the size of the eyebrow. Jan likes to destroy people's life - therefor he is very hated.

"Oh did you see that Jan? Such a cunt"

Jan by Jan is a cunt with one eyebrow January 28, 2015

Jan

Jan is your above average gigachad with an incredibly enormous penis. He will always brag about it but once you first see it, you’ll want to use it more often.

-Omg did you see the size of that thing? That must be Jan!

Jan by Raw-_-glizzy November 22, 2021