james blunt 

annoying, nasally, british pop singer. this former navy captain thinks that he can write beautiful lryics and sing which is a sign of insanity. he claims music is his passion but there is proof that getting into girls' pants really is

James Blunt sounds like someone is crushing his nuts.

james blunt by rach&dani April 30, 2006

james blunt 

Someone whose fame is mysterious. Everyone knows he can't sing so no one knows how he became famous.

Anyone who likes James Blunt should be put into a psych ward.

james blunt by lurannn March 2, 2008

james blunt 

A gay fag from britian with an accent that should be shot for singing anoying songs in your moms 300c and the car should be played with rap, techno, dance etc and not gay cunty boy.

james blunt is a homosexual
there saying hes going to be the next eltin jhon in other wordes a homosexual

james blunt by urmom100 July 31, 2008

James Blunt 

James Blunt; is a rubbish singer that thinks he can get women.

he gets women and then he sings to them and they brake up with him, if you ask me how I know that listen to all of his songs, they are all about his soppy love life and women always leaving him.

Hey do you know James Blunt?
Oh yea I went out with him.
What happened?
Oh he sang to me😂
And I'm guessing he wrote a love song about the brake up?
Yep!

James Blunt by Asher Pucci July 27, 2018

james blunt syndrome 

Singing "You're Beautiful" quietly in an ear in order to score with a girl.

"Dude, How did Partario score?"
"He's got James Blunt Syndrome"

james blunt syndrome by Thegreatnick April 24, 2006

james blunted 

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.

I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.

james blunted by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007