jam sandwich

going down on a woman when she is on the blob

my missus was on the blob last night, so I had a jam sandwich. Mmmmm....

by hotsexybiznatches January 26, 2004

Jam Sandwich

Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.

Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.

by The Goose named Colgate February 21, 2011

Jam Sandwich

A used, bloody tampon...

Aw man, that girl has just chucked a jam sandwich at him..

by suprisedperson January 15, 2006

jam sandwich

When a woman is on the rag and has a threesome with two men.

"Go on there, Simon! That jam sandwich you made me last night was dead good"

by S. Terrier November 28, 2007

Jam Sandwich

When two guitarists or guiatrist & bassist play live and lean up against each other back to back.

Aerosmith put on a classic 'rawk' show down to Joe Perry and Brad Hamilton's homo-erotic Jam Sandwich during "Walk This Way".

by Stubblecat April 4, 2007

Cock Jam Sandwich

When a man ejaculates inside of a woman’s ass and licks his gooey man jam as it fall back out between the woman’s bread buns.

I went raw dog in David’s old lady and that freak made me eat a cock jam sandwich

by Breadbun November 9, 2020

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood

Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me

by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019