jalemo

A little bit, but like really really tiny. Like atom sized. A random word I made up one day :P

Person 1: Hey did you hear this person got hit by a bus? Apparently they are in a very critical and unstable condition..
Person 2: Yeah. There's not even a jalemo of chance that they'll make it out alive.
Person 1: I feel so bad for them.
Person 2: Me too.

by miloreallylikescats June 6, 2023

jaloopa

a big ass forehead on boys

He has a big jaloopa

by caca.jess November 12, 2018

Jacomo

A man with a huge cock that nuts money

"my friend jacomo is carrying a frickin 20 inch anaconda in his underwear, he also nuts money"

by PapaPenguinX24 June 8, 2021

Jahomo

1. A 'Jahomo' is a perverse combination of a Jahova's witness and a gay person.

2. A gay Jamaican.

1. Those damn Jahomos always have to show up on our doorstep in S&M gear don't they!

2. Bob Marley

by Billiam Bankerous September 6, 2005

Jalookhi

The word derives its origin from the Jahra Bedouin term "Jalikh" and it refers to the art of self-pleasure, or auto-stimulation. The term was popularized through an infamous voice-mail scandal involving a famed Kuwaiti celebrity known only by her screen name "Sarita" (rumors are that she has recently changed this alias to "Princess Sara") The word has thus developed numerous derivatives such as tijillikh, Jalkha, and of course the currently used version: Jalookhi

Heloooo bebe, you want to make Jalookhi with me?

Sorry suckas gotta go... its Jalookhi time

by Fahito August 15, 2004

Jaloofamis

Speaking in a low, deep manner.

Mike Jones rap's like a jaloofamis.

by christkake January 31, 2006

jalopo

the line that runs up the middle of a nutsack

"Baby, I want you to lick my jalopo!"

by Chucky, Charles, Joey, Olmos July 14, 2003