The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.
He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
by El Craigo May 27, 2008
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**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
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Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.
Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.
Me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalapeño hangover.
Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.
Me: I can stop anytime I want.
Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.
Me: I can stop anytime I want.
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Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Sorry, I can't see 2012 with you. I have a bad case of Jalapeno Shit. Maybe in 4 days when I recover?
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Get the Jalapeno Shit mug.1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.
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