a very talented musician that i am a very big simp for because i really like him a lot and i think he is very pleasing to the eye and i really like his voice and his personality and his very big vocabulary and his cheekbones and his hair and his fashion sense even though he always looks like a box of crayola crayons!! its ok though because everything he does is attractive
jacob: laughs
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
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Tall Dark and Handsome ((Lyterally)) a proud Native American with a taste of spanish. Looks irrisistable whether he decides to have long Native hair in a ponytail, or if he decides to have a buzz-cut with a star on the side (=
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Apperance-wise:
Tall Dark and Handsome ((Lyterally)) a proud Native American with a taste of spanish. Looks irrisistable whether he decides to have long Native hair in a ponytail, or if he decides to have a buzz-cut with a star on the side (=
**My Man <3
the One and Only!
Twilight, has NOTHING on this realistic Jacob Cavesuela.
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once you discover jacob you go down one of two paths. you either go down the path of trying to analyze his mUsicAl tEchnIcaLiTy like he's a fucking science experiment or you look past the technical shit and just love him for his young spirit and big fat gorgeous amazing loving heart, personality, and soul. and music. his music is very good very flexible he is just so cool
there is also an alternate path where you fall into a spiral of simpism. meaning you become obsessed with his personality and you realize how pretty he is and laugh at everything he says and does because he's jacob and he's kind of hot
once you discover jacob you go down one of two paths. you either go down the path of trying to analyze his mUsicAl tEchnIcaLiTy like he's a fucking science experiment or you look past the technical shit and just love him for his young spirit and big fat gorgeous amazing loving heart, personality, and soul. and music. his music is very good very flexible he is just so cool
there is also an alternate path where you fall into a spiral of simpism. meaning you become obsessed with his personality and you realize how pretty he is and laugh at everything he says and does because he's jacob and he's kind of hot
jacob collier: "how long?" well. this is an interesting question. my answer to you is rather simple. though out of context it may seem a bit complex in meaning, you may, or may not, be able to understand from my perspective. so. "how long," you may ask? my answer to you is "yes." ...that's the answer to that! next question. this is good fun.
me: *blinks slowly* *smiles* its not even funny bruh*bursts out laughing*
me: *blinks slowly* *smiles* its not even funny bruh*bursts out laughing*
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This person is a small white male with usually a 2 inch penis.They also normally have anger issues and is a maximum height of 4.5 feet.
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