a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.
jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.
by rhymes with piano March 26, 2009
jacob: too check someones oil while wrestling them. or the finger another guys asshole for enjoyment.
by hntr September 07, 2010
that boy you have a crush on but he still doesn't notice you because hes too busy kissing his own ass. he has a crush on the slut from your whole grade and you just stare at him with disappointment because you know he don't stand a chance with her oh and he has acne but his beautiful blue eyes make you not look at them so, i guess that's good? he dated your emo "friend" out of pity. He has nice hair from in front but looks like a bowl from the back. He has a shirt that he wears often and he thinks he looks cool in it but in reality it looks like he has saggy titties. he listens to the same fucked up music you listen too and thinks hes cool by saying that the first thing he looks for in a girl is her ass when in reality hes too much of a pussy to even talk, look at a girl directly or even look down at their tits :)
jacob: another word for asshole
by your mums nightmares September 19, 2017
This man turns his straight guy friends gay and his lesbian friends straight for him cuz he is so sexy. He is named after the ten year old girl day dream from Twilight and makes bad puns but everyone laughs anyway as they are entranced by his sexiness. I love you Jacob
by jacobfuckme March 08, 2017
jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)
jacob is so cool
by skrskr225 May 09, 2022
by somebody333 October 31, 2019