JackJack

A little piece of crap (usually Asian) that is very short and likes to eat cats.

JackJack is a piece of crap.

by Jackeiwjejciis January 10, 2019

jackwhack

Part jackoff and part whackoff.

Anyone that is being a jackoff that is doing something the equivalent of whacking off.

There's a guy in a tiger outfit drinking coffee and reading. We sit next to him and I look at him and say "grrrrrr".
He looks back with a blank stare like he has no idea what I'm talking about, then he realizes he's dressed like a tiger, and takes off his tiger ears and goes back to reading.

That guy was such a "jackwhack"

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004

jack wack

A stupid asshole who likes to stand on trucks then put it on a billboard

Tell that jack wack to get off the truck *Gordon McKernan*

by The funny maker😂 May 22, 2018

jackwanker

A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.

Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"

Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."

Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"

All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*

Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*

by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019

Jackowacko

Jackowacko means your very solid and have lots of muscles

Hey bro your such a jackowacko

by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019

Jackack

A very incredibly hot and attractive person

Jackack is so cool

by cactus's simp May 14, 2021

jackjackmommy

jackjackmommy means that someone is sexy tall blonde

chloe thinks jackjackmommy is cute

by jackjackmommy July 27, 2022