jacktard

basically one of the greatest words ever. Also used as an extreme yet hilarious insult.

c-dav: humps the wall
drew: dude stfu you jacktard

by drew s January 1, 2005

jacktard

A cross between a jackass and a retard.

Berback is such a jacktard.

by t1200 December 28, 2005

jacktastic

used to describe an action or event that is so insane in a good way that makes you want to just whip it out and whack in a frantic fury

refer to cumtastic

Did you see those hot chicks makin out?! That was definitely jacktastic!

I love Ash's chesticles! Them thangs def be jacktastic.

by Sánchez February 20, 2005

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010

Jacktard

A word that is a combination of jack-ass and retard. Used to insult someone who is completely stupid and beinga dick at the same time:

#1: Dude he just shitted I the sink and then blamed me!
#2: wow he is a real Jacktard

by Ader Titsof March 15, 2015

Jacktard

A person who's level of jackass-ness is at such a level that they are socially retarded.

My coworker is such a jacktard when he butts in to every freaking conversation on our floor.

by youyour mama July 25, 2018

jacktardian

Related to being or acting like a jackass retard.

Don't be a jacktardian ass clown and do something really stupid.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019