jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

jacking off

rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum

what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere

by I'm jacking off September 7, 2003

jacking off

when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he can't put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him

by sexybabe August 21, 2003

jacking off

Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.

Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)

by Private P. Nuss August 16, 2004

Jacking Off

What a guy will do as often as possible.

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.

by Derpherpderpistan February 10, 2013

jacking off

What I Do Like Every Other Day

I Am Gonna Jack off

by Speedo Boy February 8, 2003

jacking off

Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!

I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.

by Takisha January 1, 2006