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jeffery woods 

A guy who became the badass creepypasta now known as Jeff the killer
Yo isnt jeffery woods amazing
jeffery woods by CryingTylor February 28, 2020

Faisel Jaffer 

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.
Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

Jeffery Krajic 

Only the greatest history teacher ever. Always has clean hair and shoes.
"Did you see Jeffery Krajic?"
"Yeah his shoes are sick!"
Jeffery Krajic by Hellahotteapot October 21, 2021

mr jefferson

An offensive term for an african-american
"Whoa, calm down Mr Jefferson! Theres plenty of watermeleon to go around"
mr jefferson by popp13 September 18, 2006

Total Jefferson

1. A compulsive Liar,
2. Someone culpable or verbal diarrhea.
See that David Cameron?, he's a total total fucking Jefferson.
Don't listen to that total Jefferson, mate.