In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.
Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"
Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.
Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.
Sincerely, Bigdick
Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.
Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.
Sincerely, Bigdick
by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010
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The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Wow. This is a great party! Look around there's so many Ivans here.
What is it about Ivan that i just want to sit on his face?
Ivans so funny. I wish he was mine.
What is it about Ivan that i just want to sit on his face?
Ivans so funny. I wish he was mine.
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Get the Ivanna mug.Ivan Martinez is a Spanish YouTuber along with his twin Emilio Martinez. They live in the U.S.A with Jake Paul in the Team 10 headquarters. They are handsome boys with a beautiful heart. They're always there when you need them and they're just amazing overall.
Person 1: hey did you hear of Ivan Martinez??
Person 2: ya I heard of him before they're supposed to be beautiful
Person 1: yes they're meant to be handsome
Person 2: that must be him over there
Person 2: ya I heard of him before they're supposed to be beautiful
Person 1: yes they're meant to be handsome
Person 2: that must be him over there
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Has a heart of gold and should be loved more. He is the most sweetest and romantic guy that you'll ever meet and he will be those kind of boyfriends who buy thier partners roses everyday. Very funny and very handsome.
His ocean blue eyes are as deep as the sea and his muscular arms can make you feel loved on instant.
Last of all..
DAMN LOOK AST DAT FINE ASS
Has a heart of gold and should be loved more. He is the most sweetest and romantic guy that you'll ever meet and he will be those kind of boyfriends who buy thier partners roses everyday. Very funny and very handsome.
His ocean blue eyes are as deep as the sea and his muscular arms can make you feel loved on instant.
Last of all..
DAMN LOOK AST DAT FINE ASS
by Trvsyaaa April 23, 2018
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