the itchies

noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).

Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."

by sarcen May 27, 2014

Itchy

Anxious, aggravated, on edge, feeling a bit moody and angry

I'm feelin a bit itchy today as everyone is on my case.

by sconti May 28, 2010

Itchy

1. The tiny, blue, chainsaw wielding, homicidal mouse from the Simpsons
2. The coolest nickname you can ever receive
3. Can stand for Number 1 or champion

The Itchy & Scratchy Show!!!
Itchy is awesome.
He has become an Itchy, now no one can stop him.

by toshiki-san April 24, 2010

Itchies

Pain pills such as loraltabs, percocets, or any generic opioid that make you happy yet itchy.

Dude before I came over I popped like 5 Itchies and im feeling greaaaat!

by Da Beaks January 21, 2011

Itchy

Burning sensation around anus from residual feces not sufficiently removed after BM that occurs after a few hours.

Man I feel a lil itchy. Think I need a rewipe!

by Geno521 October 8, 2019

be itchy

pronunciation 'bitchy' .....

u be itchy goose.. watch out ...

by taha a.k.a xzist September 23, 2009

itchy pussy

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.

That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.

by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016