kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5

Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.

Kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5 are brain donors.

by Dagraff May 19, 2021

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Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

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banny_is_better_than_bon

a twf and dr fans tiktok account. aka me

person 1: do you make tiktoks?
banny_is_better_than_bon: yes

by banny_is_better_than_bon August 6, 2021

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Black hair is better than red hair

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

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why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising

see in mgsv you play as snake
cool dude doing cool things
in metal gear rising you play as stinky cyborg dude who gets beaten up by a gguy who looks like the manager at chuck e cheese.

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising? because yes.

by ACerealBowl_ June 19, 2022