by shrek’s tatas September 02, 2019
the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.
chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
by simponastick August 19, 2021
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.
Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"
by Starwolf1464 March 28, 2018
As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.
by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023
To be scrolling online take in random content.
Like doom scrolling except the content is mild and vibe is positive or neutral
Like doom scrolling except the content is mild and vibe is positive or neutral
by @stonerboi420 December 20, 2022