Insurance Sip

The swig of water that you take on water break just as a coach blows the whistle to come out.

I took my insurance sip right as Coach Al blew his whistle and said, "Come on Come on. Let's go. No walking on the field."

by Dr. DaMan August 28, 2009

insurance roll

that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.

make sure you put an insurance roll in the bathroom if you think your gonna be in there for a while

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

Insurance Girl

A girl that you flirt with, but don't full on flirt with while you have a girlfriend. This is just in case something takes a wrong turn with your current girlfriend you have another girl to move on to.

Alex: Things with Jade and I are ok, but I don't see it lasting too much longer.

Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?

Alex: Yeah, Casey.

by Ninenine222 July 13, 2012

insurance company

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.

Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

insurance fraud

A person in need of cash. They will deliberately chuck themselves in front of vehicles just to get compensation. They will use some of their money from the insurance company to pay the health bills to recover, and then the rest is pure profit.

I think I hit an insurance fraud, 'cus he chucked himself in front of an 18 wheeler and a bike before he stumbled over to me...

by RollCage24 January 4, 2014

insurance job

Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.

See also: Brexit, fire sale.

Turns out that warehouse that burned down last night was half empty. Looks like an insurance job.

by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020

Insurance Shit

You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.

...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.

Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...

*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*

Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!

Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.

by Timb0.Slice November 12, 2010