A girl that you flirt with, but don't full on flirt with while you have a girlfriend. This is just in case something takes a wrong turn with your current girlfriend you have another girl to move on to.
Alex: Things with Jade and I are ok, but I don't see it lasting too much longer.
Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?
Alex: Yeah, Casey.
Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?
Alex: Yeah, Casey.
by Ninenine222 July 13, 2012
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Barry: Did you have status insurance?
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by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009
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Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.
by sheila in the car September 23, 2011
Get the boner insurance mug.When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009
Get the Joke Insurance mug.An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.
Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004
Get the insurance company mug.When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.
"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
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Get the Headass Insurance mug.Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.
Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
by TimPestilence July 25, 2009
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