Instawitch

Someone who calls themselves a witch but the only knowledge they have gained came from Instagram. Frequently gullible and easily upset.

Don't take advice from him, he is an Instawitch.

by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

Instashit

When some serious shit goes down instantly

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and her mom walked in causing instashit

by Gootintag April 2, 2010

instarip

The act of stealing someone's instagram photo.

Niggas just stole my instagram photo. They instaripped me!

by mikeyloooooooo October 19, 2013

instahappy

Describing a person in a group who at any moment in time will draw their phone out the fastest just to instagram the picture first

Bob: wow what a nice sunset
Jill: ya, let me take my-
Bryan: LET ME INSTA DAT SHIT FIRST!
Bob: damn bro you are instahappy. Calm yourself

Bryan: I saw it first #duhh

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

Instashit

When you eat a certain food and it immediatly causes a bowel movement.

Today I ate Indian and had an instashit moment prior to leaving the resturant.

by Storm119 June 8, 2018

InstaShapedChocolates

A really cool guy that uploads really cool pics of his really cool idol and rly cool cat.

He’s also really cool.

Bro, InstaShapedChocolates is so cool.

by MintyChilliCoveredInRamen October 4, 2023