The moment in every man's life when he questions the size of his schlong. Usually masculine insecurity occurs from anywhere to 3 minutes to a week. But it always goes away (hopefully). Masculine insecurity can be applied to other things as well, but we just mainly refer to those worries as "metro sexually challenged."
Tim: So it all started when I saw Johnny in the locker room holding a stick. Well it turned out it wasn't a stick.
Dave: Then what happened?
Tim: Then masculine insecurity hit me for a good 40 minutes.
Dave: Then what happened?
Tim: Then masculine insecurity hit me for a good 40 minutes.
by mosarman January 15, 2009
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by Cardboard to death September 9, 2009
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The act of calling straight people faggots on every occasion due to intense self loathing and/or confusion about ones own sexuality.
Often encountered during puberty and predominantly experienced by males.
Often encountered during puberty and predominantly experienced by males.
- "Dude, you're so gay."
- "QwerKopp, stop calling people gay over what you assume must be true. Your sexual insecurity is astonishing!"
- "ARGH! Fuck you faggot! HEIL HITLER!"
- "You are banned from this forum!"
- "QwerKopp, stop calling people gay over what you assume must be true. Your sexual insecurity is astonishing!"
- "ARGH! Fuck you faggot! HEIL HITLER!"
- "You are banned from this forum!"
by Genjuro July 21, 2008
Get the sexual insecurity mug.An extreme form of fishing for compliments, when the subject's narcissism and shaky sense of identity create a desperate cry for attention. Can take the form of a public request for validation of personality via "feedback." Often followed by a recap of all the positive (and some negative) responses on social media.
"Hey all, in my never-ending quest to define myself, I'm asking for YOUR thoughts! What am I good at? What can I do better? All responses will be considered, and nothing is off the table!"
Oh no. Is Sarah at it again? I guess some people only know how to use social media to feed their extroverted insecurity.
Oh no. Is Sarah at it again? I guess some people only know how to use social media to feed their extroverted insecurity.
by Kara Del August 2, 2017
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1.) The need for constant "hugs" from your internet chatroom "friends"
2.) Thinking the more "s's" you get in HUGSSSSSSS mean the giver cares more about you.
1.) The need for constant "hugs" from your internet chatroom "friends"
2.) Thinking the more "s's" you get in HUGSSSSSSS mean the giver cares more about you.
~Cyclops~: bye bye Chic'n lixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and hugssssssssss
Wonder!Who!: hey BOD hugssssssssssssssssssssssssss
BOD: hugsssssssssssssssssssssss
Wonder!Who!: hey BOD hugssssssssssssssssssssssssss
BOD: hugsssssssssssssssssssssss
by Shepherd November 11, 2003
Get the insecurity mug.A private sector security personnel/ door supervisor (bouncer) who feels inadequate about his life choices and bullies the clientele/ customers he's contracted to supervise. Normally on their 200th cycle of anabolic steroids.
Inflated sense of ego to mask their lack of confidence
Inflated sense of ego to mask their lack of confidence
Dude 1: did you see the way he restrained and choked that guy!?
Dude 2: all he did was take his top off
Dude 3: yeah he's an insecurity guard, they're always showing off
Dude 2: all he did was take his top off
Dude 3: yeah he's an insecurity guard, they're always showing off
by Pancetta February 11, 2017
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"Doesn't matter you're not getting more than 20 likes anyway"
"You're playing with my instacurities. I don't like it"
"Doesn't matter you're not getting more than 20 likes anyway"
"You're playing with my instacurities. I don't like it"
by GandH August 26, 2013
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