candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

She's definalty a candidate for insemination

by todd March 10, 2003

whip cream insemination

the introduction of whip cream into the female uterus.

you just got a dose of whip cream insemination

by MangaGate February 25, 2011

alpaca insemination

When you give yourself head and cum in your mouth. Then you spit the cum into a girl's vagina thus inseminating the girl.

Tom got Sue pregnant by giving her an alpaca insemination.

by Frank420 January 28, 2010

artificial insemination

The process of two people (male, female) that hate each other yet still want to have a kid

Your parents hated each other yet through the amazing 21st century's artificial insemination they had you

by Orman November 1, 2016

Holy Insemination Batman

Used to show suprise, fear, pain, or pretty much anything else, based on Robin's obscure exclamations in the 1960's Batman tv show.

"Holy Insemination Batman, I just broke my legs!"

by Artemis Depthcharge May 27, 2005

inseminanus

To blow one's load into a butthole vehemently.

Heaving his manhood into the arse / His game well-played a worthwhile farce / For while it appeared to be full on gayness / He was only in it for a rousing inseminanus.

by Thornbrow June 6, 2013

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.

"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

by swampazz February 26, 2010