inlandish

An extreme case of conservative tosser, who's head is so far up their own ass, that any opinion given comes muffled from deep within their bowels...

The council building inspector made some rather Inlandish comments regarding the safety of a pool barrier, as it related to the proximity of distance between his head and his ass, which is paradoxically- outlandish!

by Bella Rafaell March 9, 2015

Inland Empire

A very diverse region which covers part of L.A county all the way to the San Bernardino County. Cities include Riverside, San bernardino, Rialto, Colton, Parts of L.A , Fontana, etc.
The Inland Empire is fun. I personally live here and enjoy it. There is everything here from rich white people to Ghetto people. The ghetto people are mostly in San Bernardino , Rialto.The hogher clas live in cities such as Redlands, Higland(westpart,the east side of higland is ghetto)and parts of riverside and Colton. People like to party and smoke weed.

I'm from the Inland Empire (909).

by generator brown December 27, 2011

Inland Empire

Attention LA and OC: Avoid the IE. This is no place for a worldly sophisticate such as yourself. You do not want to spend your weekends clogging our freeways with your exodus back to your rich white friends and Antarctic/Borneoan fusion cuisine. Not that the IE isn't entirely white - of course it is! People of other ethnicities don't move here to escape perceived racism and economic segregation in LA. That's not something that resulted in a major news story or anything like that...us folk is as lilypure as Ol' Alabammy. You can't find decent Mexican food here because Mexican immigrants and their descendants don't live here. Well, they do sometimes manage to sneak around our rabid dog patrols, but they aren't located in convenient enclaves where the nouveau riche descendants of Okies can slum it and brag about their courageous cultural enrichment in the barrio. In the IE, those people aren't just your ordinary neighbors...nope, because it's nothing but toothless peckerwoods around here. And boy, does it get HOT! Summer is hot, which is like totally weird and you can't be expected to suffer discomfort and where are you supposed to yogasurf?? And your friends can't call you in Riverslime because they keep dialing '909' and the call won't go through for some reason. So just turn your Land Rover around and keep spewing your pollutants in your own overpopulated backyard...all of your filth eventually gets blown here anyway.

"The Inland Empire housing market is rebounding, so slumlord leeches from LA and OC should look elsewhere in their quest to keep up with the Kardashians."

by rhonered April 15, 2013

iPlaid

The tartan of Apple Computer.

What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.

by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012

inland florida

The really shitty part of Florida. This isn't the pristine beaches of Orlando. This is the trailer-filled shithole full of red necks who have never seen the ocean (even though it is only an hour away). The only reason people go to inland Florida is to leave it.

Evan: I'm heading down to inland Florida for spring break!
Spencer: Fucking sucks to be you, watch out for the gators and Trump-supporting trash people.

by Morgan Reilly November 19, 2018

inland empire

A bunch of piece of crap towns with nothing to do except go to wal-mart.

Don't ever move to San Bernardino.

If you want to live in California, move to San Diego or Orange County.

by ihatelivinginshittyasssanbernardino August 11, 2004

Inland Octopus

The act of inserting eight fingers into the vagina or butthole and wiggling them around vigorously to create intense pleasure and likely an immediate orgasm.

An advanced user can use their thumbs to play with vag bean. Or in reverse, the thumbs can be used to tickle the stink rim.

Every other Saturday the wife and I take turns performing the Inland Octopus on each other. She likes the normal way, and I like it in reverse.

by SwimTrunkDude December 4, 2017