Inkling

A small angry man or dwarf that runs through public areas kicking people in the shin.

Reporter: Three people were hospitalized after an inkling attack in the Seven Eleven on 53rd and Greenwood. Many people in the neighborhood have taken to boarding up their doggie doors and the small spaces under their houses.

by superswiz August 18, 2007

inkling

A baby fountain pen.

Hey Steve, can you pass me the inkling please?
I need to get this address written down before I fuck up and forget it!

by Telephony November 17, 2013

Inklink

A drawing game on Shockwave where horny 11-year-old girls and 45-year-old pedophiles take turns guessing what other players are drawing. Points are awarded to both the drawer and the guesser depending on how quickly the word is correctly guessed. Inklink has a whisper system that allows players to send private messages to one another. The game has a great concept, but is ruined by people refusing to draw because they are so busy jerking their meat. The people that actually do play usually just spell out the word instead of drawing it. The game censor itself fails because it doesn't censor the word "dick" but does censor the word "peacock," even though the game sometimes tells you to draw a peacock.

( A usual game of Inklink )

*Joins game*

RupescapeKing101 gets the word "tree" but is too fucking stupid to draw it and just spells it out.

Moments later, I get a whisper asking "ASL." I ignore it.

Then, HoLLisTeRbAbee98 joins the room...

HoLLisTeRbAbee98: hey guyzzz im liek so horneey any1 want 2 cybur?

GrandpaJoe57: Sure bb i'll send you a whisper :)

Me: Shut the fuck up and play the damn game!

*Gets booted from game*

Way to go Shockwave, you created yet another shit game.

by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009

tinkle-inkling

That first moment when the thought crosses your mind, "I think I have to pee".

I was so close to drifting off to sleep when I got the tinkle-inkling. As tired as I was, I knew peeing then would let me sleep later in the morning.

by lyvancic December 16, 2010

Inkling

Somebody with a lot of tattoos

Lil Wayne is an inkling

by awmm June 22, 2019

inkling

When a man accidentally ejaculates a little bit in his pants. It often occurs without significant reason or warning, and the man is aware enough to hold his load in after the inkling has come out. Overly sensitive men and pasty virgins are particularly prone to inklings, especially when they have a hunch. It is somewhat similar to a shart or a light tinkle from laughter or an amusement park ride, except with jizz instead of poop or urine, respectively.

Guy 1: No way man, Kobe is better.

Guy 2: Come on, Lebron is the—uhmff awww...

Guy 1: What the hell?

Guy 2: I just let out an inkling!

Guy 1: Dude...

Guy 2: I need to change my pants.

by Pat did it July 13, 2009

inking

The act of one ejaculating in the water to create a cloud to ward off predators.

Dude there was a shark chasing me, the only reason I survived was because I inked it in the face. I only just had enough time to escape. Yeah I gave that shark a real inking

by Communist boi 68 plus 1 March 13, 2019