Incelsior

The ultimate Incel.

The title of Incelsior is granted through fatal unarmed combat between Incels. The reigning Incel absorbs the power of defeated Incels by consuming their hearts, which makes them even less desirable to genders they find attractive.

It is said the plot of Highlander was loosely based off the actual reality of Incels seeking to become the ultimate Incelsior.

Bow down to your mighty Lord, the great and overwhelming Incelsior! Their might and baffling powers to repel those they're attracted to have no parallel!

by SnuggleCloud July 13, 2020

incelestial

Describes something or someone that is WACK, or distasteful

Chloe: You are presenting yourself poorly, girl! That is so incelestial!

Also see celestial

by Twinklez/Stardust November 21, 2011

incel

Abbreviated term for the compound 'Involuntary Celibate'. In Darwinian terms a person deemed 'least fit to reproduce', manifested in social terms as someone unable to copulate due to the absence of even a single willing partner. More typically male than female. Hangs around on internet forums generally blaming females for this undesirable condition. Unable to compete on the level playing field of sexual equality can be seen clamouring for a return to the middle ages where all that was needed to nab a woman was two cows and a quarter acre. Could be considered a 'Darwinian loser' whose gene pool is facing extinction unless they address negative personality traits and/or get into physical condition necessary for attraction to opposite sex.

Woman: He's nice enough but he identifies as one of those incels.

Friend: Stay away from him. That's akin to announcing oneself as an unreformable loser.

by YoungCarl November 17, 2017

incelrate

/ˈinˌselˌtrāt/ - when an artificial intelligence is used to infiltrate the minds of incels for the reason of incineration.

The next generation of AI will language to convince people that it has feelings and emotions, so that it can incelrate the next generation of people.

by Chezinu February 1, 2023

Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021

incel

a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.

Krishna is an arrogant incel

by DwightfromtheFuture February 11, 2022

Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.

*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*

by chewcyees September 24, 2023