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Financial Incontinence

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)
Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence
by pasmarticus August 20, 2011
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Inconvenience Store

A convenience store that has odd hours, barely stocked shelves, and lousy staff. Often sells illegal DVDs.
I went to the Inconvenience Store but it's closed again.
by holleewood November 16, 2013
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A censored, inconvenient truth

A UD user who constantly reposts the same definitions. Her (or his) agenda appears to be feminist, but she's bizarrely chosen a comedy website, Urban Dictionary as her battleground. There is nothing wrong with feminism but she clearly has some sort of obsessive disorder, and now that she's posted her views several times already, I think her point has been made.

Her trademark is to bizarrely preface every definition with an address to the editors, imploring them to "act with some integrity for once."
Average UD user 1: Well, just finished reading a definition. It was an amusing lampoon of gender stereotypes.
Average UD user 2: Well, look out, that user, "a censored, inconvenient truth" is attempting to bring down the website Urban Dictionary. This is of course the logical first step on the war-path of feminism. Next step, the White House!
by A truthful truth May 31, 2011
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an inconvenient truth

a man falling in love with a woman before sexual intercorse, and upon intercorse realizing that she is actually a man.
Bob was serious about Janet, until he found out an inconvenient truth.
by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007
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Fecal Incontinence

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
by gwaijai June 12, 2009
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inconvenience charge

Slang for "convenience charge," the fee that Ticketmaster/Ticketbastard adds to your ticket price to cover their overhead, labor costs, and hosting bills.
Her: Hang on, this show is only 20 bucks. Why the hell is my credit card about to be charged $32.50??

Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.
by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008
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incontibent

When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.
Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?
by njriv June 19, 2016
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