incomputerado

Being without a computer or an internet connection, being unconnected to the electronic world.

When I go on vaccation, I leave my computer at home, I go completely incomputerado.

by Sheila Boltuch January 10, 2008

incompetiant

Criticizing someone ironically for being bad at their job by being so incompetent that you can't even spell the word correctly.

I would be ashamed to show my face in public if I were as incompetiant as Eric Trump.

by web007 July 14, 2020

Incompletely

When your shlong is inside of a vagina totally. It is when you are in far enough that your balls are touching her asshole.

When my balls were slapping her ass, I was "incompletely."

by KyleKong July 19, 2010

Incompe-twat

Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.

When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.

by AmPm May 2, 2009

incomported

When a telephone company ports your number to another company, but fails to repoint there network to the The public switched telephone network (PSTN) so that people from other networks can call you but people on their network get a disconnected notice

I been on hold all day attempting to explain this issue of incomported. My mother calls me and gets a disconnected notice, but I call my number from my cell or work or a neighbors home and it rings through fine. My mother is with (A LARGE CABLE AND VOICE PROVIDER WHO RAISES RATES AT RANDOM), I was till I switched phone companies, for a better deal. Thank goodness I can put this word on the web so when it happens to anyone else, it is easier to explain.

by THEPHONEGUY October 3, 2009

incompetent

Being useless or very bad at your job or task.

This teacher is so terrible. He has not gone over any of the class material in 3 weeks of school and our test is in 2 days. Hes so damn incompetent.

by pissed off at my teacher September 16, 2009

incommutacatable

1.) Having difficulty expressing an idea or thought.

2.) Unable to be reached by phone or other means of communication.

1.) "I can't understand what you're trying to tell me. You're being far too incommutacatable."

2.) "She couldn't call Greg because he was being incommutacatable."

by saltinemachine September 9, 2006