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Little Lady in the boat 

Also known as the female clitorus, it's metaphorically equivalent to a frightened lady in a sea vessel of some sort. The shape of a boat shares a distinct similarity to that of a cooter. When the little lady stands up in the boat that is when the female clitorus is excited and this often brings about an orgasm.
"I tried for hours, rocking the boat about, back and forth, but I couldn't get the little lady in the boat to stand erect."
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bald man in the boat 

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!
bald man in the boat by Rick Y December 9, 2008

giving the little man in the boat a nuggie 

to perform cunnalingis on the clitoris hard and rapidly.
when i get home i,m gonna giving the little man in the boat a nuggie.

eyes in the boat 

To keep looking straight ahead and not left, right, up or down. USMC term.
"Keep your eyes in the boat, Private"
eyes in the boat by Randy C. Barker February 10, 2009

old man in the boat 

When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.
As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.
old man in the boat by Necromantia September 21, 2015

The Little Man in The Boat 

The little man in the boat is a term used to describe a woman's clitoris

Get in The Boat! 

Get in the boat is another way of saying a phrase such as "Oh me too!" Or "Jump in the Band Wagon". This is merely just another way to confuse the listener, and allow them to hear this new cool phrase! This will undeniably leave you being the most interesting person in a conversation.
Chad : "I really like Muff Diving!"

Heather : "Get in the boat!
Chad : "What does that mean?"

Heather : "Same bro"
Get in The Boat! by Darth Paton October 22, 2016