Limpotence

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples

My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

by Sissy words of wisdom May 7, 2021

Facebook Impatience

The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.

i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.

Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.

Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!

by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010

impudence

The quality, state, or an instance of being insulting or grossly lacking in respect.

Girl 1> Your outfit is whack.
Girl 2> First of all don't ever say whack (you can't pull it off) and second of all your impudence means nothing coming from a stuck up hoe like yourself.

by Fara April 9, 2004

impotent

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed

I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent

by darkbutterz February 13, 2006

Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who initiates a conversation only to stop replying a few messages later.

I talked to Jordan last night. He asked me how I was and never replied back, again. He's conversationally impotent.

by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

impotent

The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.

Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.

by Zaid Williams January 8, 2004

piss impotent

When you feel like you need to piss then get into the public toilet and just stand there shaking your junk waiting for the piss to come and it never does

"man, i was waiting in line to use the trough and when i finally get there i was piss impotent!"

by ljjj October 13, 2008