iAnal

Sex toy designed by Steve Jobs, manufactured by the Apple Corp of Cupertino, CA.

I waited on line seven hours to get the iAnal the day it came out.

Oh, I see you have the iAnal also!

by Mr. Luke January 18, 2008

IANACOL

Acronym derived from "I Am Not A Committee Of Lawyers."

Inspired by SCO's ignorance in believing and publicly declaring journalist Pamela Jones of groklaw.net to actually be an entire committee of lawyers.

IANACOL, but I seem to know more about the legal system than SCO's actual committee of lawyers.

by raisinbrandon July 22, 2007

IANAFT

Similar to IANAL. Replace Lawyer with Fortune Teller.
Used to indicate that the speaker is not a registered Fortune Teller. Thus, any statements about the future from said individual should be treated as uninformed guesses, rather than informed statements.

IANAFT, but I think this economic recession will end in the next year.

by BonoChris February 20, 2009

ianaee

I Am Not An Electrical Engineer

I'm sure the problem is in the PSU, but if I open it and there's still charge on the capacitors after an hour I could get a nasty shock, and besides IANAEE.

by whophd September 14, 2016

IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

IANAGA

I Am Not A Graphic Artist.

Used by back end web developers in response to people who think all "web people" do is pretty pictures, animated gifs and flash.

Accounting Company Client: "And then can we have 500 images of colour shifting rainbow balloons float up the page while the star spangled banner plays in the background and a picture of hawaiin dancing girls each one with a different colour lei and..."

Web Developer: "IANAGA. Please kill yourself now."

by Oneiros August 31, 2006

IANAL

1. I am not a lawyer. Used to indicate that the legal advice given is not from a lawyer.

2. Used to indicate that you will assfuck a person. Often proceeded with a "U".

1. While in Slashdot.org:
SgtBurrito: IANAL, but I don't believe that you can go to jail for downloading MP3s and movies, since it is not considered to be a criminal offense.

2. After your ass gets tossed into jail for downloading "You Got Served!" on KaZaA:
Bubba: Hey bitch, IANAL U!

by RIAA Drug Dealer December 20, 2004