iSucker

Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.

"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"

by Russian Nick September 17, 2007

iSuck

Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.

Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)

by intemporal October 20, 2004

ishockpeople

ishockpeople=am pro

ishockpeople is so pro he can pro do pro get pro so pro is pro. He can pro things pro those pro thats pro everythings is very pro.

ishockpeople is so pro

by dewberries August 25, 2021

iSuck

A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.

An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.

by Crash Different October 20, 2004

Liquid_Isokisok

Liquid_Isokisok, or, as Bob (another elusive character) likes to call him, is a great story teller, and has a great sense of humor.

"Keet, what have you been doing all day?"

"I went to the market because toet, otherwise the cats can't say hello, thus, cutting them off of their big supply of SPEK, the main food on the planet"

by Spartan March 28, 2005

iCocks

A name given to a socially inept iPhone or other similar smart phone user.

iCocks may typically be found interupting a real conversation to check their iPhone, walking incredibily slowly in the street or fiddling with their iphones side by side in silence.

by JimmyTT February 20, 2011

iSuck

Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit

Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"

by JagdKommando May 30, 2006