n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
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Get the Hypochondriac mug.I can't figure out what condition my patient has, and I'm sick of hearing her whine about her "excruciating pain", so I will label her a hypochondriac.
by Haven the Great October 6, 2021
Get the Hypochondriac mug.Female, especially middle aged and no longer "hot", who complains of a disease that doctor-magic cannot diagnose and/or treat.
That bitchy old cow in my examining room keeps saying she has heart palpitations but I can't hear any. She's probably lonely and wants attention because her old man can't it up anymore. I guess I can't prescribe that nasty, fat middle-aged hypochondriac the little blue pill for her hubby, though. Her husband might have a heart attack at seeing her naked. My medical training didn't prepare me to deal with a hypochondriac like her. Referral for psychiatry.
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Get the Hypochondriac mug.A person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they're not. Thinks every time that they look at a guy they're going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same sex. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.
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Get the Homochondriac mug.As opposed to hypochondriac, a hyperchondriac is a person who thinks they are alright, even if there is medical evidence of their sickness. Some people usually have a fear of getting sick, this fear lead to anxiety which may affect a person mentally. But hypercondriac people don’t have any worries about their health status, and they try to lead a life irrespective of their illness.
Donald: "There's nothing wrong with me, I feel phenomenal. Having been diagnosed with an illness means nothing to me. Leave me alone. Looser!"
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Get the Hyperchondriac mug.the belief of illness when none is present. not being sick, but being uncool. you are not ill if you have hypochondria
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