Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours 

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time

Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours by Mack is hot April 18, 2022

Hurting Dolphins 

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

Hurting Dolphins by PattyMac January 12, 2009

hurting unit 

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

hurting unit by PeeBee February 22, 2004

hurting them 

When a drug dealer, cuts another drug dealers throat, or purposefully tries to bring in new clientelle by selling at a slight discount or better grade product.

What up blood. Awe man we out here hurting them out here!

hurting them by yayo cole June 23, 2014

Hurting like Charlesworth 

Overreacting from a minor injury such as banging a leg, and behaving like you have just been taken out by an American sniper.

Pete: What's wrong with James?
Mike: He banged his elbow on the doorframe, and now he's hurting like Charlesworth.
Pete: Fucking fairy!

Hurting like Charlesworth by Pissed Fairy February 17, 2015

Hurting Ball 

Once believed to be a monster in hiding, but eventually turned out to be a practice golf ball. It was believed back in '92 that they lived in your lawn and would snip at your toes using long snouts with teeth on the end

OUCH motherfucka i just got bit by a hurting ball-- um.. i mean a practice golf ball lol!?

Hurting Ball by Big Bear Stalker September 28, 2003

hurting bert 

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising

last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert

hurting bert by considerate young ladies May 1, 2005