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humplestiltskin

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.
Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...
by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005
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Ivana Humpalot

Austin: And who are you baby?
Humpalot: Ivana... Ivana Humpalot
Austin: Excuse me?
Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot!
Austin: And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but that's not in the cards isn't it now baby?
by Dick2Ass69 May 17, 2016
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Humpadelic

Whether he or she is humpable!
OHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDD RHIANNONNNN.... that dude over there is soooo HUMPADELIC!
by FUCK YOU BITCH MWHAHAHHAHA April 21, 2006
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humpaliscious

1: an older woman of an attractive nature
2: any righteous babe
3: an out when talking to an entertaining but not that attractive chick in lieu of just hurting her feelings and a way of making her pay for the next round
1: Your mom is totally humpaliscious
2: That Jezzi chick is humpaliscious
3: Hey, stop flubberin,' you're humpaliscious, I'll have a Killian's
by The Bob Show December 4, 2003
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Humpaloompa

A tiny, round, sex addict. Occasionally of the orange variety which occurs from an embarrassing spray on tan. More times than not they are easy, unaccepted, and eerie.
"That humpaloompa does not belong in our society."

"Fardy is the ultimate humpaloompa!"
by Susan Whales February 5, 2010
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Hompalompa

The name of a guy that is short like an Ompalompa and humps instead of walking.
Therefore "Hompalompa".

I'ts a known fact that Hompalompa got the most swag, is the coolest guy, is adorable, blonde and rich.

The first hompalompa was a guy from Norway, first observed humping he's way through a school classroom in 2010
That Hompalompa is awsome
by The Hompalompa February 26, 2015
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Humplich Maneuver

Giving someone the Heimlich Maneuver, but also having sex with them before attempting to stop them from choking
The hot blonde across the restuarant started choking so I gave her the Humplich Maneuver.....Marie now wants a divorce, but I saved the blonde's life!
by nacron122 February 21, 2010
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