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Internet Whore Houses

Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.
by Mastermind122288 May 16, 2005
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cookie cutter houses

Housing developments becoming popular because of their low costs; they are Pre-Fab. As you drive by the developments, you see the backs of identical houses that are very close together and have windows and decks in the same places.
Haha, look at those cookie cutter houses. Aren't you glad we didn't decide to buy a house there? We could never have parties... our guests would drive around the neighborhood in circles with total confusion.
by DeJo November 7, 2007
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The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)
The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010
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Houseshit

Houseshit is the shit you find in everyday life, but leave to rot all over your house.
Steve: Dude, John has a lot of houseshit.

James: Yeah, he must not take care of his shit.
by WafflesSoto November 8, 2010
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housesest

Sexual relations with roommates. Often invokes gossip and/or unnecessary drama.
"Way too much housesest last semester at college"
by Andrew Wise February 13, 2007
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houseosis

being confined indefinitely in your home and being sick and tired of everyone and it's contents and yearning to bolt from the structure.
After spending two weeks inside my house due to a broken fibula, a snow storm hit the city hard. As a result, people are being forced to stay in their homes and off the roads and further citing, it could be days before anyone gets out. A major case of houseosis has begun set in.
by housebroken January 12, 2011
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Fire emblem: three houses

Person 1: "hey, do you play fire emblem: three houses?"
Person 2: " what is fire emblem: three houses?"
Person 1: "Nvm"
by anonymous March 30, 2023
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