Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017

Horsing Around

Indulge in frivolous activity or play .To mess about

The boys were horsing around all afternoon

by sonictf May 17, 2015

Housna

Housna is very beautiful, has talent, enthusiasm, authority and a strong sense of harmony.
She is not always easy going, but Housna knows how to be very affectionate and faithful.
Housna has good candor and tact, which often helps her out of embarrassment.
She is a fighter, Housna attacks head on and does not hesitate to measure herself against men.
Housna reserves her secret garden for a very thin circle of friends.

Housna has a lot of quality.
Housna is very beautiful.

by 3rbya January 30, 2020

Ghost of Houdini

When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.

Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

by RBAK July 5, 2016

palmer housing

To walk in a very gingerly and deliberate fashion because of swollen and painful feet or just plain old "bad" feet. Not to be confused with shuffling, this term originated down south in the 1920s-30s-40s. Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor often used this colorful rare word. Origin unknown.

Look at that old man over there palmer housing. His corns must be killing him.

by Rita Pastormerlo June 22, 2007