Housewife Telly 

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

Housewife Telly by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011

Brentwood Housewife 

A rich suburban housewife, who lives in a huge house with a maid and a gardner and a very rich husband, nearly always very WASP like.
Originates from the Brentwood district in L.A but now applies to rich women of all areas.

Sandra Bullock in Crash, Anglina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith, Kirsten Cohen in the O.C

-hey, see that woman on the schoolrun in her big black SUV?
-yeah, what a Brentwood Housewife!

Brentwood Housewife by adamw89 August 30, 2006

50s housewife

A domestic goddess who shares alot of stereotypical, outdated, characteristics of women in the 1950s, such as:

.Wearing pearls while baking
.Acts extremely naive when it comes to sex.
.Very cheery, pretends to be happy.
.Treats her husband like a king, literally.
.Needs to looks her absolute best while working her ass off.
.Prepares dinner an hour early before he husband comes home from work.
.Lets her hubby do all the talking for her.
.Bright, sunny, insanely clean house.
.Sexually repressed.
.Wears demure, feminine clothes.
.Fantasies about other men, such as a next door neighbor, her son's best friend or a celeb.
.Never speaks her mind.
.On her free time, sometimes goes shopping or to the beauty salon.

"Shes dedicating her life as a homemarker?"
"What is she trying to a 50s housewife?"

50s housewife by AJV14 January 9, 2008

housewife 

A woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. She works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says "no!" for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog poop from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck.

I have no life...I am a housewife.

housewife by Ara April 11, 2005

Crappy Housewife 

What Tonje Langeteig does not want to be.

Tonje Langeteig: I woke up one morning and thought I was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. I don't wanna be a crappy housewife.
Person: This makes "Friday" sound good!

Crappy Housewife by datgurrrllll November 29, 2011

Feminist Housewife 

A person who submits to traditional 1950s roles while also maintaining a sense of new age woman's liberation.

Lucy stepped into the role of a Feminist Housewife when she made banal lettuce sandwiches for her husband and son in the dinning room while her and her daughter ate homemade mac and cheese in the kitchen.

Feminist Housewife by SquareTableKnight November 28, 2021

housewife hooker 

A homemaker who rents herself out part time to make extra cash, usually behind her husband's back.

Cheryl keeps the palace clean in the day, and fucks anything that moves by night. That's one fine housewife hooker.

housewife hooker by blix99 May 13, 2005